My little brother is 20!

Dinner conversation - very indicative of our relationship:

me: So Max, why aren't you taking Russian again this semester?
Max: Why do you make me explain things?
me: Answer or I won't show you my new phone.
.... silence ....
Max: I'm not sure what's worth more to me...

Tried to send an email to myself from my brother's iPod touch:

This OAS hats too type on
Sent from my iPod